Lost Glasses

[ling]

There’s a Subaru commercial in which a husband/boyfriend forgot his glasses. And so they go back through all the places they’ve been to in order to look for it.

Now, if it were me, I wouldn’t go back to all those places. I’d just pay for new glasses. And if it was Chris, I’d just pay for new glasses. And if it was you, I’d tell you to suck it up. They’re just glasses. You can replace them. You can’t replace my vacation time.

Now if you’d left them at the restaurant we just left, I’d totally go back. That’s not a big deal. But that’s as far back as I’ll go. I won’t backtrack to the beginning to find out it was on you the whole time!

It’s a stupid commercial.

Crossposted to Samantha Ling, Dreamwidth and Livejournal