First Lines, Not Really

"The Pope hates me!" Christian shouts.  He's currently playing Medieval Total War.  I've also heard, "Yes, My Queen," coming from his computer as well as pitiful pleas of, "No more kicking."  They're not all from the same game.  He plays Warhammer 40,000: Mark of Chaos as well.  I think the strange things his computer says are very funny sometimes.

Continued here: http://www.samanthaling.com/?p=131